Chey =^..^=

You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive.You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world

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aduhm:

vincesane:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.



Sen..pai…

y’all go outside
sunsurfandsweets:

want more spring/summer/tropical pictures on your dash? follow www.sunsurfandsweets.tumblr.com
stuckinabucket:

Least weasel (Mustela nivalis sp.)
In spite of the smaller subspecies clocking in at less than half a pound (for comparison, domestic ferrets typically weigh at least a pound and a half), these little bastards are still quite capable of taking down a five-pound rabbit.  Babies are killing things by the time they’re two months old, which is rather to be expected from kits reared in dens lined with the skin of their mothers’ victims, so, you know.  Weasels.

If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.
divasdishblog:

"People are perfectly happy to see women as sex objects, but the actual biology of our bodies is apparently gross and unmentionable."
- Our Bodies, Ourselves.

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via theblackship)

thepetcollective:

proof that cats do take their own selfies. Which makes sense because they are totally into themselves. Think about it when was the last time a cat did something for you? 

Precisely.