Chey =^..^=

You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

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llllucy:

Me at parties
thatfunnyblog:

 


wat the fuck do snoop be doin??

livin

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via tipslip)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

(via killerville)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via tipslip)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

image

(Source: offpluto, via cumformeclifford)

memewhore:

blackgirlwhiteboylove:

Our African Wedding

My wife and I just had our African wedding celebration with her side of the family. It was off the charts.

<3

White men CAN jump!
disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope
lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true