Chey =^..^=

You are not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive.You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.
You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world

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Look at this cute little ball of putchie cat on my bed!
cakejam:

the description gets me everytime
pure-tiger:

☯ More tropical? ☯

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

(via egberts)

prince-warp:

sticks and stones may break my bones but words constitute my entire existence and my ability to meaningfully interact with the universe because we live in a textual reality in which everything is constructed and coded by language there is no escaping the symbolic dimensions of it there is nothing outside the text there is nothing outside the text there is nothing outside the text 

(via psyducked)

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore, via psyducked)

A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
-My boyfriend trying to get head (via sextnoise)

(Source: marrowack, via thehilariousblog)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here
kayladarrolyn:

this pregnant hairless cat is so fucking done, i can’t handle it.
#Perfect boyfriend ever
Kiss my paw!