sawsbuckcoffee:

pussy be bald like

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omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via frankie-grunge)

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

(Source: grandpaharleys, via bronythetiger)

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via thehilariousblog)

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

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